Hey guys... Long time no update eh?

Sorry it took me so long, but we had to move, so today is the first day I’ve gotten to PLAY sims since my last update!

I know I’m going through withdrawals.

So just as a quick refresher, I just added the Newman family to my orphanage, so I have a grand total of... To many sims.

And Darren burned the maaaagic hat. Remember? No?



Well at least he does.



Welcome to the family Newmans!!



This time on “Things you will ONLY see in Phoenix’s orphanage” we bring you this terrifying image! That is of Mitch in a fight while having the BEST FRIEND doo-dad over his head!!

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Why did I want more kids in THIS madness?



Cherry does this all the time now... I really worry about this girl and how she’s gonna grow up... And what she’s gonna grow up to be...



That is the single most difficult thing about this challenge!! The toddlers whine and TWENTY teenagers come running!

No exaggeration. I have twenty teens.

Come soon birthdays...



Darren? Honey, what’re you doing?

Darren: “Digging!! I must find maaaaagic hat!!”

Oh dear... Losing the hat has gone to Darren’s head...



Two fights at once... Geez. This orphanage needs to be changed to an ASYLUM!!!



Darren?

Darren: “Magic hat, magic hat, magic hat, magic hat.”

Oh boy...

May I note here he did this on his own? I admit I sent him to dig ONE hole for the picture above but this? No he did this. Jenni says my Sims do some WAY strange things... I must concur... I have no clue WHY these things happen to me... Maybe Wen and I just need to start a club...



Yes Raylinn!! Escape while you can!!!



Psst... Hey... Creepily happy bus driver lady... I’ll pay you anything to forget to drop them off tonight.

Driver: “You already tried this once, no.”

*Sigh* Thanks, SO much.

Driver: “And have a wonderful day!”

*Shutter* To happy...



And look Darren! Now Andrea has to go fill in the holes. While poor Georgia comes crawling over for attention.



Oh brother... This always happens... We must ALL help the toddlers!



Darren what did you to do him?

Darren: “You have a maaaagic hat!! I need it!!”

Oh no...



Hat guy: “Lemme think about it... No. It’s not magic!! I already told you this three times it’s not magic!! Leave me alone creepy kid!!”



Darren: “NOT maaaagic?? But... But it's bright! And colorful!! IT MUST BE MAGIC!”

Hat guy: “NO! Leave me alone kid!!”

Sorry for him... He has issues...

Just walk away sir, I’ll deal with him.



I knew this was gonna happen... I’m like, four beds short... So I knew someone was gonna go down... Oh well I earned allllll those points from the Newmans...

But I loose SIX tomorrow! *Dances*



Ahh... Ginger... WELCOME TO THE FAMILY!!!



Yes I have so many teens they all can’t walk off the bus... The bus driver kicks them out at the curb...

But at least today the homework insanity won’t be AS bad... Those who are growing up tonight into adults don’t have to do their homework! :D

So much better...



Meet the magic adult-mafire! Yes I kinda made it look like a hat on top. I couldn’t resist.



Walk way Lucy! Don’t combat Mitch!!



You too Roberto!!

I swear it’s a full time job keeping people away from Mitch!!



I give up.



Wait... Garrett and Georgie and Hayden too?? Oh boy... THIS is gonna be one CRAZY day......

Hang on again... Cherry only has two days?



She was my first spawned teen!! There is no way...

Oh well... boolProp is friend!!



There. Much better!



Here is the last time you will see them as teens...

And the only way I can get this to look right and so you can laugh along with me, is a vid.



Enjoy... Sorry for the vid quality, I forgot to turn it up oops!

*Giggling*

And now it’s time to use the adult-mafire!!



Well as soon as they stop going mental...

"No college... Ble... Ble... Ble..."



Maybe I should have made the vid of the synched insanity haha!!!



One by one they step into the Adult-mafire!!



And when they emerge... They look spiffy!! See Merlin looks nice now!



Next to emerge is Cherry and I had the bright idea of making it bright in buy mode so you can see better!



Roberto emerges like a.... Hippo for air?



Uma emerges looking really nice, actually.



Trent emerges like....... Never mind.



And finally, my personal favorite... Nikki... Well her or Uma I dunno which...

Now its time to move out!!



Can ya tell?



Better watch it Mitch, your face might stick like that!



Cherry is the first one to leave in the taxi!

Cherry: “This won’t be the last you see of me!! Haha!!”

...Okay... Cherry has issues... Still



Next is Roberto.

Uhh... Mitch? Uh-oh... I was joking Mitch...



Bye Nikki!!!



See ya in the Sim Bin Merlin!



Oh dear... I ran to find Mitch and... Looks like his face IS stuck that way... haha



Arr-areva... Bye Trent!!



And finally Uma is off!



And with this great picture I leave you! I need a break from this inanity! Lol!!

*Giggling at Mitch as she goes to tally the points*

Beginning Total: 990

Positives:

+ 10 Cherry; A+ report card
+ 10 Merlin; A+ report card
+ 10 Nikki; A+ report card
+ 10 Roberto; A+ report card
+ 10 Trent; A+ report card
+ 10 Uma; A+ report card
+10 Roberto; Golden Grow up
+10 Trent; Golden Grow up

Negatives:

-15 Tiffany; Pass out

Total: 155

Sorry again since it’s been so long for an update but it shouldn’t be that way for long! I should be jumping back on the bandwagon here soon!!

Welcome back!



This was my welcome back gift. *Sigh* I’ve lost count.



Oh boy Cherry lost she won’t get over THAT one easy...



Told ya so.



Two fights at once?!?!



Oh... No... Just one and Sophie stealing the paper.

And guess what.



Yup. This came from me trying to FIX their relationship.

So much for that eh?

I give up. Let them all fight. Let them ALL STINKIN HATE EACH OTHER! GAH!



Ahh the line starts. Huge line...



Wow.....



Thank goodness!!! I need the money!!



No. Way. Never. Gonna. Happen. Michael! Well it might. We have a phone. And you just HAD to bring HER home didn’t you?



Thanks Lucy. I didn’t need those points anyway did I??



Though Darren is getting quite good at the piano, the others enjoy giving him every last penny we have in his tip jar. At least we get it back.



Ahh... Conflicts. Get used to it Trent.

I might make you a grilled cheese sim here soon if you don’t stop hart farting over every other girl IN THE HOUSE!

Or maybe I’ll just stick Cherry on you haha.

Trent: “Not Cherry!!!”

Then shape up!



Told you the piano was a good idea!!!



Hey *Cough* Nikki. Whatcha *Cough* doing?

Nikki: “Doing the homework *Cough* YOU made me do!!!”

Oh... Sorry... They’ll stop fighting soon.



Y’know if you two weren’t so dead set on hating each other you’d make a cute couple! I mean look you have the same NOSES!!

Go apologize Grant!

*Sniffle* My little Grant... All grown up... It was just like yesterday that I spawned him as a toddler... I need a tissue.



No... Not you three going to teendom too!! *Bawling* You were my spawned babies!!



I was tired of the before after pict with each sim so I did these three at once... I didn’t expect the hilarious outcome I got.

Please enjoy this picture montage to my extreme laughter.











Synchronized growing up... *Giggling hard*

Okay as for the actual Sims themselves

Michael – Gold – Romance – A+

George – Gold – Pleasure – A+

Chris – Gold – Popularity – A+

So over all HUGE points bonus!



Oh that’s REAL appetizing Andrea. Everyone run and get some soup.

Oddly enough no one else really is eating any of that bowl... Except Darren... Which... Yeah...............

The others are eating the first bowl of food...



Who says I’m not amazing at this game?!?! Grant and Angie don’t hate each other as bad! They can now water balloon fight!! So long as I REEEAAAALLLYYY watch them they stay above the negatives on the top bar....

I don’t get why everyone hates each others guts so bad... I’ve NEVER had this problem before!!

But we’ll make it... Jack is the real problem maker...

He goes wwaaaaaaay down hill with like... Everyone. He’s enemies with FOUR separate Sims. I’m not even worrying about him. He can hate my Sims.



*Sigh* Darren...

Darren: “The Maaaaagic hat went boom!!!”

You put the hat in the stove?!?!



Darren: “My maaaagic hat can’t burn!”

It will if you put it in the stove!!



Darren: “My hat is bright!!”

He seriously burned the hat??



Monday! I don’t know why I’m excited for this... I am probably gonna regret this here very soon. Lol!



Child number one is added Gabriella



Number two; Ginger. Finally you’re really part of the family Ging!



Child number three, Galvin I’m thinking, I spelled that right at least...



Georgia



Garrett



And finally Gallagher, what’s with the G names?

So not that terribly bad, right? Lol!

Well this is where I leave you, I know short update but hey...

Beginning Total: 335

Positives:

+ 15 Raylinn; Promotion
+10 Michael; Golden grow up
+10 George; Golden grow up
+10 Chris; Golden grow up
+10 Michael; A+ grow up
+10 George; A+ grow up
+10 Chris; A+ grow up
+100 Gabriella; Spawned
+100 Ginger; Spawned
+100 Galvin; Spawned
+100 Georgia; Spawned
+100 Garrett; Spawned
+100 Gallagher; Spawned

Negatives:

-10 Lucy; Fire
-10 Darren; Fire

Total: 990

I fully agree that adding the Newman’s was a good idea point wise :D

Lol!!

See y’all later!